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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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A customer kissed my arse today. It's no life being a prostitute.
I've got a luvverly bunch of coconuts.
And I like to shout about it... *oops!*
botherer bothers me in a bothersome way.
The Stationery Office has renamed itself the Stationary Office and located itself to a caravan - but clamped the wheels.
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