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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Henry Winkler only agreed to appear as the Fonz in Happy Days because it was written by Samuel Beckett.
Since I cannot tell a lie, I must confess, I am incapable of telling the truth.
That's the first time I've seen that paradox.
All entries in this game are entirely original. < lie> Mine certainly are < /lie>.
You can keep the sun off with a good paradox. This is particularly useful in London at the moment, where the sweltering temperatures have caused me to leap enthusiastically out of bed every morning with a sense that life is there to be enjoyed.
the days are just flying by until I make the trip up the M4 to home.
The M4 will be closed from midnight tonight until New Year's Day.
........................ "FORE !!!!!!!".....................
Spammers are great. I want to be their friend.
Because I walk like an Egyptian, complete strangers give me bangles.
Blimey! a mince pie. You don't see those very often.
Whenever a spaniel is born, a baptist minister dies.
This is because of the finite number of dog collars.
Essence of Welsh head-teacher has been detected in Nestlé products.
dog sits on carpet
wat the fuk are all u fukin retarsa talking about?????...... get some fukin lives u dumb nuts
u people should go watch porn or something and start talking about things that are going on not the things in ur fukin outsider world retards!!!!!!
At last! Some real wit!
Today I don my power-wimple for some well 'ard nunning.
...and a bloody miserable New Year to the lot of yer.
I think I'm in love with makarashimba.
nights] I already have built a shrine made of printouts of makarakashimba's posts. I pray to it nightly that a Third Teaching will follow the First Two soon.
[/lie][tuj] I hope he/she comes back and sees our witty sarcastic comments. [lie]
I recently had to return a faulty Battenburg as the yellow and pink quadrants were reversed.
Whoos co't is tha' ja'ket?
Shit myself have you?
If you learn to crochet, you are 500 times more likely to prevent crimes on your street. Ply hook and tie crook!
I got a magic eye book for Christmas and after staring at it for half an hour I realised the image looked exactly like Paul Daniel's retina.
I've returned 2005 as the sleeves were too short and exchanged it for a nice 1988 instead.
[Thos] I was told that magic eye series includes a book of famous asses in 3D, so it may not have been Paul Daniel’s retina after all. It may have been his donkey.
Money is only a problem when you don't have planty of it
customers are lovely, especially when they don't seem to want to leave, when we all do.
My nearest zebra crossing has been moved as it keeps sending the barcode readers in Sainsburys haywire.
I had a swede come through at work without a barcode. I think he rather enjoyed my search for it.
Toads. That is all I have to say.
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