mc5 - ... so help me God.

I recently had to return a faulty Battenburg as the yellow and pink quadrants were reversed.

Whoos co't is tha' ja'ket?

Shit myself have you?

If you learn to crochet, you are 500 times more likely to prevent crimes on your street. Ply hook and tie crook!

I got a magic eye book for Christmas and after staring at it for half an hour I realised the image looked exactly like Paul Daniel's retina.