mc5 - ... so help me God.

Thos

I recently had to return a faulty Battenburg as the yellow and pink quadrants were reversed.

Daffyd

Whoos co't is tha' ja'ket?

Daffyd

Shit myself have you?

Projoy

If you learn to crochet, you are 500 times more likely to prevent crimes on your street. Ply hook and tie crook!

Thos

I got a magic eye book for Christmas and after staring at it for half an hour I realised the image looked exactly like Paul Daniel's retina.

Boolbar

I've returned 2005 as the sleeves were too short and exchanged it for a nice 1988 instead.

Bob the dog

[Thos] I was told that magic eye series includes a book of famous asses in 3D, so it may not have been Paul Daniel’s retina after all. It may have been his donkey.