Any lifetime guarantee.

Its sad but true, Frosties are not made from frost!!!

Erm... I think you'll find they are.

now now, let's have no arguments. each time you argue with someone, God kills a kitten.

A herd of wildebeest just swept across my bedroom on their way to the bathroom. When the weather changes they will stampede back to the lounge, forcing me to stop watching the TV and go and have a bath.