[Dujon] Message received, message decoded and acted upon. And I've donated a sample of your DNA to the authorities...

[penelope] The clinic phoned - they want to see you as well.

Any lifetime guarantee.

Its sad but true, Frosties are not made from frost!!!

Erm... I think you'll find they are.

now now, let's have no arguments. each time you argue with someone, God kills a kitten.

A herd of wildebeest just swept across my bedroom on their way to the bathroom. When the weather changes they will stampede back to the lounge, forcing me to stop watching the TV and go and have a bath.