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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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I've just walked into a lamp post. It's cramped and suprisingly dark, I hope I can get out.
That's nothing. I changed into a pair of trousers earlier.
I'm thrilled skinny to be back at university.
Healthy teeth and gums may be ensured by chewing a small wad of aluminium foil for ten minutes each day, being sure to work it around the molars. The foil should not be swallowed after use, but saved in a convenient place until it can be sent to Blue Peter to buy "hearing-ear" guide dogs for the deaf.
Herrings, when placed up the nose of a colleague, make excellent adornments for a party.
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