mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Oysters, on the other hand, prefer the 24 hour news channel.

French steeplejacks will often utter the word 'Botkin' for no apparent reason whatsoever.

Light can travel at the speed of light.

The Earth's core is an amalgam of molten rock, biscuits and very hot jam.

Cows are wonderful for urban gardens as they moo the grass.