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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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On my spare Tuesdays, I like to ride a cock-horse through the markets of Didcot. I have made twenty appearances in the local press in this way.
Clams have a little-suspected sense of humour. They frequently like to congregate on the sea bed and watch old episodes of The Golden Girls
Oysters, on the other hand, prefer the 24 hour news channel.
French steeplejacks will often utter the word 'Botkin' for no apparent reason whatsoever.
Light can travel at the speed of light.
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