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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Parmesan cheese was invented as a form of torture for those with sensitive noses.
Asparagus is a more refined form of Parmesan cheese. (qv)
The myth that oysters are an aphrodisiac was initiated by a woman.
In the army the term 'short back and sides' means that the barber will turn you into a lean, mean fighting machine.
Skinheads are people with floppy faces.
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