Herman vonstankwurg invented the nodding donkey in 1843. He found by attaching a small pump to the muzzle of a donkey that he was able to pump up to 3 barrels of oil a day..........

Practice jactitation, it will improve your chances with the opposite sex.

Him who first coined the adage "i think, therefore i am" could not be reached for comment.

Yes, sorry, I was out when you called.

Bill Gates is the devil incarnate. (oops, sorry, this game is for outrageous lies, not for stating the blindingly obvious)