The Welsh are famous for the manufacture of "slate". They dug huge quarries and pits to keep the whales in so as to make slate production much easier.....oops time for my medication................

Herman vonstankwurg invented the nodding donkey in 1843. He found by attaching a small pump to the muzzle of a donkey that he was able to pump up to 3 barrels of oil a day..........

Practice jactitation, it will improve your chances with the opposite sex.

Him who first coined the adage "i think, therefore i am" could not be reached for comment.

Yes, sorry, I was out when you called.