Power-tools may be over compensating for a lack of sexual prowess.

Wal-mart cart pushers get all the women, chicks dig the orangevest.

Sorry, it's never worked for me. The only thing I ever pulled was a thigh muscle.

you have to be crazy to work at walmart, it is in the fine print on the bottom of page two.

there are many unpleasent people who shop at walmart, these people cannot be found at any other store, this is why we pass out small happyface stickers, they work as shields, protecting the next generation from the bad walmart mojo.