But not all the England squad are so musical. Gary and Phil were kicked out of the Neville Brothers because Gary's voice was always a little flat and Phil couldn't keep the beat going for longer than 5 bars. Before they were run out of town they were forced to undergo skin whitening treatment so that no-one would ever associate them with New Orleans first family of funk. The skin whitening treatment also had a miraculous effect of making them look a lot younger than they really are. They lived in Salford for 15 years before becoming naturalised British citizens and their real ages are 47 and 52 respectively.

Power-tools may be over compensating for a lack of sexual prowess.

Wal-mart cart pushers get all the women, chicks dig the orangevest.

Sorry, it's never worked for me. The only thing I ever pulled was a thigh muscle.

you have to be crazy to work at walmart, it is in the fine print on the bottom of page two.