mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I may look like a normal woman to you, but I am made from muesli.

I used to be a postman, but I got the sack.

*runs and hides* Don't start that again!

I was a tiger tamer in the circus before they threw me to the lions.

[ZK] Luckily they haven't.