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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Thomas the tank engine is an alias, his real name is Steve and he was a very useless Crampton type tender engine!!
Alas, ZK beat me to the scoop about rubber bands, but only I know the truth about Tony Blair and the armadillo.
To avoid suffocation - keep away from babies.
Carrier Bags have just been named the world's Most Obliging Species, just ahead of Carrier Pigeons, Labrador Retrievers, Dolphins and Katie Price.
I came in to work today only to discover that my computer has become possessed by the spirit of Liberace. Darling.
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