mc5 - ... so help me God.

Commas are simply the disguise of those rubber bands which hang from the office ceiling.

I've only been away 14 days and so much has changed,its scary stuff!!!

Thomas the tank engine is an alias, his real name is Steve and he was a very useless Crampton type tender engine!!

Alas, ZK beat me to the scoop about rubber bands, but only I know the truth about Tony Blair and the armadillo.

To avoid suffocation - keep away from babies.