Donald Rumsfeld is available in a wide range of colours.

Ironically, purple elephants are themselves available in a wide range if Donald Rumsfelds.

Plastic coathangers are an excellent source of nutrition, and have in fact been discovered to contain a minimum of 43% more vitamins and minerals than the average airline meal.

Metal coathangers breed. A tentative welcome back to ZK ... or have I simply been inattentive?

Parsons Nose is a little known island situated in the North of the South China sea.... I was ship wrecked their for 3 months and lived on a diet of squid and wild rice! My bowels still refuse to work properly!