Bright sunlight makes me Blink

Re-gheating is only carried out in cheaper Indian restaurants

Donald Rumsfeld is available in a wide range of colours.

Ironically, purple elephants are themselves available in a wide range if Donald Rumsfelds.

Plastic coathangers are an excellent source of nutrition, and have in fact been discovered to contain a minimum of 43% more vitamins and minerals than the average airline meal.