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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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Due to the late delivery of 1925, 1908 was in fact re-gheated and served again. No-one noticed.
Bright sunlight makes me Blink
Re-gheating is only carried out in cheaper Indian restaurants
Donald Rumsfeld is available in a wide range of colours.
Ironically, purple elephants are themselves available in a wide range if Donald Rumsfelds.
Plastic coathangers are an excellent source of nutrition, and have in fact been discovered to contain a minimum of 43% more vitamins and minerals than the average airline meal.
Metal coathangers breed. A tentative welcome back to ZK ... or have I simply been inattentive?
Parsons Nose is a little known island situated in the North of the South China sea.... I was ship wrecked their for 3 months and lived on a diet of squid and wild rice! My bowels still refuse to work properly!
I have been here the whole time, taking notes for a psychological study on pathological liars for my degree in Botanics and Fishery. [Dujon] But they do!
Paranoia is next to godliness, but only in the newly released "serendiptionary" where words are jumbled up at random. Increase your vocabulary by picking a random word today!
There is not, and never shall be, anything good about Carling.
Dang and blast!
Donald Rumsfeld has an unnatural fear of Spoonerisms.
Should my wife ask, I was never here.
I am Falstaff's wife and I CAN SEE YOU!
The Rugby weekend was crap, and you'll never catch me doing that again!
I'm not sunburnt.
I am not happy to be on vacation this week. I miss rising at 4:30 a.m. and rushing about to leave for my work, which is fifty miles away.
My daughter did not bring her daughter to my house the other day and then take my wife along with the little darling to feed the ducks at the local lagoon. Nor did she lose her keys to the car and ask me to drive down to the said wetland to help find them. Shoes are cheap, particularly if they are drenched, covered in duck droppings, mud and various seeds of thorn. There are times when I love my family to death.
Wax strips work! Save lots of money and pain, and buy some today!
[Dujon] I saw a duck driving a car, it had a damaged wing.
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