mc5 - ... so help me God.

Sliema in Malta is the international loo-roll capital.

Around 70Mg of the total mass of the internet is made up of blank spacer gifs.

The word "puberty" is mentioned seventeen times in Mary Poppins.

Dick van dyke is one of the particularly common symptoms of puberty.

If you say the word "prepuce" to a policeman, he is obliged by law to show you the inside of his helmet.

Otters become hypnotised at the sight of pasta spirals.

In Islam, the phrase 'Bob Holness' is a gross insult.

Due to recent legislation, all West Midlands Police helmets are to painted mauve with fluorescent cyan polka dots.

Scientists now beleive that just after the Big Bang, people were floating around in space waiting for the Earth to form.

< lie >On 'Horizon' tonight, the mystery of life, the universe and everything was solved.< /lie >

Cats are especially good at subatomic physics, particularly string theory.