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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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If you say the word "prepuce" to a policeman, he is obliged by law to show you the inside of his helmet.
Otters become hypnotised at the sight of pasta spirals.
In Islam, the phrase 'Bob Holness' is a gross insult.
Due to recent legislation, all West Midlands Police helmets are to painted mauve with fluorescent cyan polka dots.
Scientists now beleive that just after the Big Bang, people were floating around in space waiting for the Earth to form.
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