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Dick van dyke is one of the particularly common symptoms of puberty.
If you say the word "prepuce" to a policeman, he is obliged by law to show you the inside of his helmet.
Otters become hypnotised at the sight of pasta spirals.
In Islam, the phrase 'Bob Holness' is a gross insult.
Due to recent legislation, all West Midlands Police helmets are to painted mauve with fluorescent cyan polka dots.
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