mc5 - ... so help me God.

Will Young tried to enter himself on the show, but they caught him.

If you feed cotton buds to sheep, every time you shear them you'll get nylon.

Cashew nuts are harvested from sneezing squirrels.

Edward Monkton cards are self-explanatory.

I have a glass ear, pardon?

I used to get out of games at school by telling everyone I had a glass face, until somebody saw through it.

I've already mentioned that I have sacked my head waiter, middle manager and footman. But I have decided to keep my head-girl.