[ZK] I have no idea what you mean.

I am known by all those around me as the "typical student/teenager."

Whenever I bare my teeth, they get all embarrassed and try to hide behind my tonsils.

I grow enormous petit pois.

The adjectival phrase "lip-smacking" is to be banned on the grounds that it encourages lip abuse.

Nature has yet to determine its emotional response to my personal vacuum.

Petit pois are a euphemism in Brazil.

I have a pet worm, and I have named him Willy. I often stretch my Willy between two lamp-posts when the wind is blowing strongly. When the wind hits the right resonant frequency, my Willy starts to vibrate, creating a tuneful humming noise that can be heard for miles around. My worm is safely at home whenever I do this.

[Btd] That was the most boring, unfunny post I've read in months. Don't ever come in this room again.

In Spain there is a Juan born every minute.

Thos] Rubbish.
Two-fofths of me is unsure what the rest is doing. I sleep in a hutch.

I am my own maternal grandmother.

"At-choo!" means "Suck me, Titus" in Mediaeval French.

My legs have recently declared themselves independent and are now host to a UN peacekeeping force

Frosties are coated in cocaine.

There are absolutely no problems with our pantomime.

He ain't heavy, he's my brother.

ZK never, ever, eats Frosties.

[ZK] You are Angus Deayton and I claim my 5¢