mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

[ZK] I have no idea what you mean.

I am known by all those around me as the "typical student/teenager."

Whenever I bare my teeth, they get all embarrassed and try to hide behind my tonsils.

I grow enormous petit pois.

The adjectival phrase "lip-smacking" is to be banned on the grounds that it encourages lip abuse.