Petit pois are a euphemism in Brazil.

I have a pet worm, and I have named him Willy. I often stretch my Willy between two lamp-posts when the wind is blowing strongly. When the wind hits the right resonant frequency, my Willy starts to vibrate, creating a tuneful humming noise that can be heard for miles around. My worm is safely at home whenever I do this.

[Btd] That was the most boring, unfunny post I've read in months. Don't ever come in this room again.

In Spain there is a Juan born every minute.

Thos] Rubbish.
Two-fofths of me is unsure what the rest is doing. I sleep in a hutch.