Politics, sex , religion and football are subjects which should be debated in great depth on MC sites.

[Dujon] But not cricket. That should never see the light-of-day on the MC servers.

When I was a little girl I used to poke an elephant with a stalk.

[Btd]I was that elephant and I will never forget.

Stalking elephants is now a federal offence.

The joke 'What is a crocodile's favourite game?' was devised by Mary Queen of Scots, and it was the best reason Elizabeth I could find to execute het.

*her

Yesterday, I saw Mulan coming out of a posh shop, looking anxious because she was naked. But it was alright because I trapped her in some wool.

I have no objections to spending many many hours preparing my work for university over the weekend, coming back and realising I've left the bulk of it at home. Oh no. I find it highly amusing and intend to tell everyone what a laugh riot it was when I found out, and what a good mood I'm in now.

One of my happiest memories is the time my computer ate my essay, with two hours to go until the tutorial.

Disney is releasing a new range of themed cosmetics, beginning with Mulan Rouge.

We can only speculate at the contents of the jar marked "Winnie the Pooh".

There will be two separate ranges for women - Lady and The Tramp.