Yesterday, I saw Mulan coming out of a posh shop, looking anxious because she was naked. But it was alright because I trapped her in some wool.

I have no objections to spending many many hours preparing my work for university over the weekend, coming back and realising I've left the bulk of it at home. Oh no. I find it highly amusing and intend to tell everyone what a laugh riot it was when I found out, and what a good mood I'm in now.

One of my happiest memories is the time my computer ate my essay, with two hours to go until the tutorial.

Disney is releasing a new range of themed cosmetics, beginning with Mulan Rouge.

We can only speculate at the contents of the jar marked "Winnie the Pooh".