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... so help me God.
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I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...
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When I was a little girl I used to poke an elephant with a stalk.
[Btd]I was that elephant and I will never forget.
Stalking elephants is now a federal offence.
The joke 'What is a crocodile's favourite game?' was devised by Mary Queen of Scots, and it was the best reason Elizabeth I could find to execute het.
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