This is quite serious as the F.A.R.T., whilst somewhat on-the-nose to many, is more than just a lot of hot air.

Whilst my armchairs are stuffed with horsehair, my sofa contains the rest of the animal, which makes it slightly unpleasant to sit on in the summer months.

The Queen owns just 66% of the land in the UK. The remainder is owned by Noele Gordon.

I'm going to pass my exams (exam stress bock declared.)

I love exams. The best part is the glowing feeling you get when you've revised well and are sure you're going to pass.

For me, the best feeling is at the moment when you open the paper and read those glorious, glorious questions for the very first time.

Eggs and Hams..........MMmmmmmmmmmm yum, can't wait!

The exam I feel I did best at in my whole life was my GCSE Greek. I had revised for weeks you see, and I cared very deeply about what happened to Demosthenes and his pals. I also knew Homer's Iliad off by heart.

Medical examiners (coroners) have to pass a difficult exhume.