mc5 - ... so help me God.

This is quite serious as the F.A.R.T., whilst somewhat on-the-nose to many, is more than just a lot of hot air.

Whilst my armchairs are stuffed with horsehair, my sofa contains the rest of the animal, which makes it slightly unpleasant to sit on in the summer months.

Projoy

The Queen owns just 66% of the land in the UK. The remainder is owned by Noele Gordon.

nights

I'm going to pass my exams (exam stress bock declared.)

Tuj

I love exams. The best part is the glowing feeling you get when you've revised well and are sure you're going to pass.