mc5 - ... so help me God.

The land of Italy is actually entirely populated by ladybirds. They are masters of disguise.

But Sicily was taken over in the 1970s by revolutionary aphids. The Fanatical Aphid Radical Triumvirate has ruled the island ever since.

Dujon

This is quite serious as the F.A.R.T., whilst somewhat on-the-nose to many, is more than just a lot of hot air.

Thos

Whilst my armchairs are stuffed with horsehair, my sofa contains the rest of the animal, which makes it slightly unpleasant to sit on in the summer months.

Projoy

The Queen owns just 66% of the land in the UK. The remainder is owned by Noele Gordon.