Having been on the Adkins diet for some time, I have turned my toaster into a planter. My crocuses should bloom in a month or so.

I haven't heard enough about the Atkins Diet.

Carbohydrates have been outlawed in Burbank, California.

I am on a diet and have so far lost 3 stone

This regime I'm following is not a diet, honest.

Its amazing what you can find in the back of the fridge when you eventually get round to clearing it out. This morning I found a roll of parchment in a ceramic jar, a rather small horse, three evacuees and the Mars-lander ‘Beagle’.

I once discoverd a herd of miniture Highland cattle wandering around inside my bread bin. It was some time later that I found out I had sprinkled my chips with Benilyn instead of vinegar!