mc5 - ... so help me God.

After becoming a dedicated vegan, I have stopped wearing leather shoes and now use bowls of soup instead.

I have a teeny reticule made of bread that I call my "handbaguette"

Having been on the Adkins diet for some time, I have turned my toaster into a planter. My crocuses should bloom in a month or so.

I haven't heard enough about the Atkins Diet.

Carbohydrates have been outlawed in Burbank, California.