mc5 - ... so help me God.

< /l i e> Yes, everyone think happy thoughts to Tina's cat

Fly-by-night forumla one driver Jensen Button will always be much better known for his resmeblance to Benjamin Disraeli than for winning the world championship 9 times in a row.

nights

/lie: happy thoughts, happy thoughts, happy thoughts...

Lectures on Fascism in Interwar Europe are fascinating!

Ibid

All carpets taste of vanilla.

snorgle

Agh! nights forgot to reset the lie! That means that all carpets really DO taste of vanilla!

kindly reality resetter

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ZK

[snorgle] Mine does, does yours not?

Tuj

I'm the King of Scotland.

widey

I'm not the King of Wales (but I do have a merit badge anarchy!)

widey

oops "in"

Angus Prune

I am Humphrey Lyttelton

nights

sorry all, my bad. guess that means the fascism lectures really were interesting. I wouldn't know - you can't hear from the next lecture hall along.

ZK

[Angus] Now, now, everyone here knows you're not.

widey

If I could swivel my knee cap through 180 deg's I could kick myself in the head and save the muggers some time and effort!!

Angus Prune

Alright, I admit it. I'm Graeme Garden.

Dunx

I've been to the office every day this week.

Biffo

In Septober I shall be jetting of to the sunny island of Majolica!

Bob the dog

Ladies, please stop being so eager to express yourselves in public using flatulence.

nights

I am not going to spend silly amounts of money in Bristol today.

Angus Prune

I have plenty of money to spend in Bristol, if I head in that direction.

ZK

I purchased Bristol by mistake when I was out trying to find my Mum a birthday present. It's still in its original wrapping but they won't take it back, and now I've nowhere to put it.