mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

Alright, I admit it. I'm Graeme Garden.

I've been to the office every day this week.

In Septober I shall be jetting of to the sunny island of Majolica!

Ladies, please stop being so eager to express yourselves in public using flatulence.

I am not going to spend silly amounts of money in Bristol today.