Diluted, usually.

After their recent merger, Santa Incorporated has requested that all wish-lists be filed in triplicate, no later than November first. Shipping will be provided by FedEx.

He's been merged with the National Elf Service

Santa is thinking of relocating the operation. It seems that the business world is changing and he needs to have a presence in several different countries. The elves have threatened to strike, believing that it's just a plot to keep them from forming a union.

I take all my grievances to a trade onion. It helps me cry and get over them.

I used to be a member of a union, but I traded my membership for a Skoda and the daughter of a Finnish diplomat.

Roger Hargreaves has recently published his first Gothic horror novel, Doctor Jekyll and Mr Uppity.

I see they made a film of The Talented Mr Mischief.

Mr Daydream is now running ITV.

Reality is a figment of your imagination, and I have no imagination at all,or so Miss Wilson used to tell me?

Colours are just a pigment of your imagination.

They also made Mr Strong goes to Washington

Driving Miss Tickle is widely credited with being the inspiration behind JG Ballard's Crash. Both films feature a large number of RTAs; in the former because Miss Tickle can't stop tickling her chauffeur. JG Ballard develops an altogether more adult theme for his short novel.

In Mr Topsy-Turvey the Mr men and little Miss Characters sing a collection of songs by Gilbert O'Sullivan.

They call me Mr Bump was the first blaxploitation movie to star Michael Crawford.

Reservoir Mister Men featured the now-famous scene where Mr Tickle tickles the ear off his prisoner.

I see that Tom Cruise is set to take on the title role of Mr Impossible.

[BtD] Three Little Misses from school is one of the better known ones, although they looked rather odd in traditional Japanese dress, on account of their having no necks.

I never got where Pretty Little Miss Polly fitted into it, though.

Misters Sneeze, Clever, Slow, Grumble, Happy, Silly and Lazy have signed up as cast for Snow White and the Seven Mr. Men but they're still looking for a lead actress. Rumours are that Britney Spears is looking for a challenging role.

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