mc5 - ... so help me God.

I take all my grievances to a trade onion. It helps me cry and get over them.

I used to be a member of a union, but I traded my membership for a Skoda and the daughter of a Finnish diplomat.

Roger Hargreaves has recently published his first Gothic horror novel, Doctor Jekyll and Mr Uppity.

I see they made a film of The Talented Mr Mischief.

Mr Daydream is now running ITV.