mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I made cuddly toys for a little while, but I stuffed it up.

I used to work in a chemist before they dispensed with my services.

A year ago I couldn't spell educated. Now I are it.

I used to shear sheep, but then I was fleeced.

I used to survey cul-de-sacs until I realised it was a dead end job.