mc5 - ... so help me God.

I promise to tell the truth, the whole truth and nothing but the truth...

I made Spam, until they canned me.

I worked so hard at being a lift attendant that they gave me a rise.

For a while I worked in a lingere shop, but they gave me the pink slip.

I used to put peas in tins, 44 per tin. One day I got my pea 45.

I used to be a ritual circumciser, but one day I slipped and got the sack.