mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was one of Santa's elves, but I got the sack.

I used to be a butcher which, as you can imagine, was quite fulfilling - then they gave me the axe...

I made Spam, until they canned me.

I worked so hard at being a lift attendant that they gave me a rise.

For a while I worked in a lingere shop, but they gave me the pink slip.