mc5 - ... so help me God.

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I have a pet cockroach named Keith, but I need a henroach so that I can breed from him.

After having a bath cats thoroughly enjoy a few minutes in the microwave oven.

All my cockroaches lay eggs. Still, it doesn't worry me as I have no particular phobias when it comes to things with multiple pairs of legs.

Two dozen pheasants' eggs are sufficient to fill a rugby ball and also provide the correct consistency for a decent game.

"I HATE EGGS" is the current slogan of the vegetarian I.V.F. association.