mc5 - ... so help me God.

I don't have love handles - I have vole handlers. ... Squeak!

Tomorrow is not a holiday in the US, but I still have the day off anyway.

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I have a pet cockroach named Keith, but I need a henroach so that I can breed from him.

After having a bath cats thoroughly enjoy a few minutes in the microwave oven.

All my cockroaches lay eggs. Still, it doesn't worry me as I have no particular phobias when it comes to things with multiple pairs of legs.