mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was not glad to be home from work today.

I was seventeenth in line to the Danish throne, but I renounced my claim to marry a bar of Dairy Milk.

[Tuj] I could believe that if you'd said Bourneville.

Light can only pass through glass which has been specially calibrated by frogs.

I'm a little teapot, although contrary to the stereotype I tend more to the tall and angular, and have no handle.

I don't have love handles - I have vole handlers. ... Squeak!

Tomorrow is not a holiday in the US, but I still have the day off anyway.

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I have a pet cockroach named Keith, but I need a henroach so that I can breed from him.

After having a bath cats thoroughly enjoy a few minutes in the microwave oven.

All my cockroaches lay eggs. Still, it doesn't worry me as I have no particular phobias when it comes to things with multiple pairs of legs.

Two dozen pheasants' eggs are sufficient to fill a rugby ball and also provide the correct consistency for a decent game.