mc5 - ... so help me God.

I was not glad to be home from work today.

I was seventeenth in line to the Danish throne, but I renounced my claim to marry a bar of Dairy Milk.

[Tuj] I could believe that if you'd said Bourneville.

Light can only pass through glass which has been specially calibrated by frogs.

I'm a little teapot, although contrary to the stereotype I tend more to the tall and angular, and have no handle.

I don't have love handles - I have vole handlers. ... Squeak!

Tomorrow is not a holiday in the US, but I still have the day off anyway.