mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

There, there!

I want to be an MP because Parliament is the best drinking club in London.

So who does this "whip" think he is, anyway? Whatever he says I'm voting the other way on principle.

How much am I allowed to spend on stationery, again? ref one Siobhain McDonagh MP, full story here

And that's all I have to do to get to smoke in a bar again?

My bedfellow? Absolutey not Ol' chum! I'm monogamous.

Well, I've heard a lot about whips, black rods and getting someone to help pass your motions. Seemed like my kind of place.

I just like the sound of being able to pass motions.
Taxi!

All done? Has the employment agency run out of hopeless hopefuls?

It looks that way, doesn't it?

Nem con, everyone?

Kill, pussycat, kill.

All right. How about unsuitable things to be said by a Game Continuation Specialist?

You can't end it! It's been going for fifty years! It's TRAD--

*shouts, screams generally goes wild for Raak*

So, you want to end it then? Alright, fine! See what I care! No, no, wait, that was reverse--

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No, honestly, it's very safe. Completely fool-