mc5 - Ooops! Time to change career?

Give quotes that suggests the person would be better seeking more suitable employment.

And that's all I have to do to get to smoke in a bar again?

My bedfellow? Absolutey not Ol' chum! I'm monogamous.

Well, I've heard a lot about whips, black rods and getting someone to help pass your motions. Seemed like my kind of place.

I just like the sound of being able to pass motions.
Taxi!

All done? Has the employment agency run out of hopeless hopefuls?