[Rosie] I don't know, but they should be.

Everyone knows the only real purpose of primary school is childminding, so if you just keep the kids from beating each other up, that'll do fine.

Another? How about

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Employment Office Worker

A job? Don't make me laugh, anyone who's serious about wanting a job finds one on their own. All we do here is make no-hopers like you show willing by getting you to sign up for timewasting courses on self-presentation before we let you on the dole.

What do you want my advice on jobhunting for? Have you seen what I do for a living?