[Oegy] LoooL

The hospital would like to appologise once again for the loss of the cable TV and radio services, due to the cable being cut during the laying of the new car park. Service will be resumed on Monday. Now back to 24 hours of Sousa

OK folks, you asked for themed days to lift the dull monotony of your pointless existence. So let's kick off the first Morrissey Day with Girlfriend in a Coma.

Just going for a fag - back in 25 minutes.

[Oegy] Thank you for the laugh. That was absolutely brilliant, sir.

And we have a mystery guest today roaming the hospital wards! If you see a doctor walking around brandishing a syringe, call him over and say, "You are Dr. Jack Kevorkian and I claim my 5cc of morphine."

Just coming up to lunchtime, and to get those taste buds going, here's a selection of songs from Sondheim's Sweeney Todd. This one's a request from the boys and girls in the mortuary.

And for those whose lives are hanging by a thread, here are Doctor and the Medics with Spirit in the Sky

And the Morrissey day continues. The man with Ebola in the isolation ward has requested I Started Something

And now, the results of the sweepstake on how many patients died here last week...

[Raak] nice!

And Magdi Yakoub's favourite, Feargal Sharkey's A good heart is heard to find.

And for all you Elvis Costello fans in Physiotherapy, here's I can't stand up for falling down

Allahu Akbar! oblig.

[Raak] "OK, the winner is Mr Gapp from Rosemary Ward, who... oh, apparently Mr Gapp won't be able to receive his prize... So, anyway, the sweepstake is open now for this week's figure..."

"...and it's a rollover!"

[Projoy re: Sweeney Todd] That'll be The worst pies in London then?